Online Dating

I’ve never been one for romanticism. It’s a process that forces me to cater to a woman’s needs and that makes me feel vulnerable, so no. With that said, I’m very lonely, so I decided to join the world of online dating. I’ve heard that a lot of these sites are filled with crazy people or try to charge you for little to no results, so I decided to join an upstart network with a select userbase.

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Perfect. This is my story.

I answered the questionnaire as honestly as a bad boy can.

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I fibbed a little bit on my age. What’s a year to the open-minded lady that I tend to attract? On the negative side, this website obviously wanted to invade my privacy and I can’t have that…or can I?

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Enter, don’t mind if I do…it.

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My picture with Daniel Bryan was apparently too hot to be a profile picture, so I settled on this.

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Aw yeah.

I’ll let you know when the results come rolling in.

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