Online Dating
I’ve never been one for romanticism. It’s a process that forces me to cater to a woman’s needs and that makes me feel vulnerable, so no. With that said, I’m very lonely, so I decided to join the world of online dating. I’ve heard that a lot of these sites are filled with crazy people or try to charge you for little to no results, so I decided to join an upstart network with a select userbase.
Perfect. This is my story.
I answered the questionnaire as honestly as a bad boy can.
I fibbed a little bit on my age. What’s a year to the open-minded lady that I tend to attract? On the negative side, this website obviously wanted to invade my privacy and I can’t have that…or can I?
Enter, don’t mind if I do…it.
My picture with Daniel Bryan was apparently too hot to be a profile picture, so I settled on this.
Aw yeah.
I’ll let you know when the results come rolling in.
