Every guy fears dick cheese, but don’t ignore cheese dick: the result of peeing after eating Cheez-Its.
The only way this would be more accurate is if it said “Aptly Labelled Building”.
“How many times do I have to tell you you’re deaf?” - a blind guy
LARRY KING GETS IT.
Hardly Working: Phantom Misses Sarah (Part 1)
“FLYING IS A MAN’S GAME.”
It’s all downhill from here, Streeter. There’s no topping that.
Sometimes, life calls for Dilbert. This is one of those times.
In the future, we will all be derp.
SOURCE: Scientists unable to understand emotional 13 year old.
Elevator
| Me: | Which floor? |
| Her: | OK. |
| Me: | Hand banana. |
| Her: | You too. |
Daves I Know is one of those remnants of my childhood that I never forgot and probably one of the early reasons I started to like comedy. I still recall stumbling upon the Kids at 3am while staying at my grandparent’s house and going WHAT IS THIS AND WHY WASN’T I TAUGHT ABOUT IT IN SCHOOL?
So, I sincerely doubt anyone meaningful to my young humorless self would see this, but if they do, thanks.
(Source: youtube.com)
Just in case you wanted to know how flat Kenny G’s ass is.
“Winning the Game of School,” is one of the craziest Everything Is Terrible videos I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched a lot of them. Usually I at least get a sense of why the video exists, but I honestly can’t wrap my brain around who thought this was material worth teaching.
Here’s a teaser - “There’s actually a fine art to raising your hand.”
Horrible hosts, horrible audience, but that boom mic’s got potential!
“Winning the Game of School,” is one of the craziest Everything Is Terrible videos I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched a lot of them. Usually I at least get a sense of why the video exists, but I honestly can’t wrap my brain around who thought this was material worth teaching.
Here’s a teaser - “There’s actually a fine art to raising your hand.”
Horrible presenters, horrible audience, but that boom mic’s got potential!
