Every guy fears dick cheese, but don’t ignore cheese dick: the result of peeing after eating Cheez-Its.

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The only way this would be more accurate is if it said “Aptly Labelled Building”.

The only way this would be more accurate is if it said “Aptly Labelled Building”.

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"How many times do I have to tell you you’re deaf?" - a blind guy

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The worst.

The worst.

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LARRY KING GETS IT.

LARRY KING GETS IT.

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Hardly Working: Phantom Misses Sarah (Part 1)

"FLYING IS A MAN’S GAME."

It’s all downhill from here, Streeter. There’s no topping that.

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Sometimes, life calls for Dilbert. This is one of those times.

Sometimes, life calls for Dilbert. This is one of those times.

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In the future, we will all be derp.

In the future, we will all be derp.

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SOURCE: Scientists unable to understand emotional 13 year old. 

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Elevator

Me: Which floor?
Her: OK.
Me: Hand banana.
Her: You too.
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Daves I Know is one of those remnants of my childhood that I never forgot and probably one of the early reasons I started to like comedy. I still recall stumbling upon the Kids at 3am while staying at my grandparent’s house and going WHAT IS THIS AND WHY WASN’T I TAUGHT ABOUT IT IN SCHOOL?

So, I sincerely doubt anyone meaningful to my young humorless self would see this, but if they do, thanks.

(Source: youtube.com)

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Just in case you wanted to know how flat Kenny G’s ass is.

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jeffrubinjeffrubin:

“Winning the Game of School,” is one of the craziest Everything Is Terrible videos I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched a lot of them. Usually I at least get a sense of why the video exists, but I honestly can’t wrap my brain around who thought this was material worth teaching.

Here’s a teaser - “There’s actually a fine art to raising your hand.”

Horrible hosts, horrible audience, but that boom mic’s got potential!

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jeffrubinjeffrubin:

“Winning the Game of School,” is one of the craziest Everything Is Terrible videos I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched a lot of them. Usually I at least get a sense of why the video exists, but I honestly can’t wrap my brain around who thought this was material worth teaching.

Here’s a teaser - “There’s actually a fine art to raising your hand.”

Horrible presenters, horrible audience, but that boom mic’s got potential!

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