Good thing Prater kicked for 51 yards. If Tebow threw that far, we would all drown in HAIL MARY tweets.

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Space for media at J. Sandusky’s hearing has run out. He’s bigger than Jesus’s servants. Ironically, one of his biggest hits is also “Help”.

No words, only gasps of laughter. Thanks again, Reddit.

(Source: reddit.com)

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The PBR Bowl. If it weren’t in Iowa, I’d assume they were hipsters.

On an entirely serious note, this should be America’s new pastime.

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I can’t tell if Blake Griffin is actually stupid or actually funny.

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TMZ:

Cincinnati Bengals running back Cedric Benson was arrested early in Texas this morning and charged with assault causing bodily injury to a family member.

KOFI WHY?

TMZ:

Cincinnati Bengals running back Cedric Benson was arrested early in Texas this morning and charged with assault causing bodily injury to a family member.

KOFI WHY?

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ESPN:

Thomas Levet's exuberant celebration after winning his home tournament in France last weekend has cost him a place in the British Open.

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Watch as Dirk Nowitzki makes an ass of himself.

Still better than LeBron.

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Coco Crisp got a DUI.

Good news and bad news. The good news is that people have been tormenting their children with names for at least 3 decades. The bad news is that this is what it does to those kids. 

Anyway, that’s why Sirhan Sirhan should have gotten out of jail yesterday.

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